Heavy times…Farewell Tony from TUC…Killer ten year olds…The Christians are at it again…Food for thought…
The world is a truly dark and foreboding place. Car bombings, suicide bombers, prostitutes being murdered on a whim or as revenge for a sloppy blow-job. Pirates run amok at sea terrorising old, fat, rich businessmen and their supermodel whores…Ah maybe there is hope Eh?
Well good old Tony Blair was heckled and then given the silent treatment along with a very mixed response at his very last TUC meeting the other day…He won’t miss those vultures but you can bet they will be praying for his return once the Tories get their grubby hands on the country. My previous remarks were perhaps a little harsh on Prime Minister Blair. He did in all fairness work his way up the greasy ladder of politics from the bottom, arm in arm with Brown. His reformation policies on Health & education were badly needed, and on paper/in theory they seemed a sure winner. Too bad real life is not always that simple Eh? You probably wouldn’t call Mr. Blair & his gangs approach radical, but a left of centre Government is certainly far more desirable than the racist swine that we may be about to elect in a few years time. He was after all an Edinburgh educated boy you know…Nothing but the best! Unfortunately Tony those Glory Days are behind you, they have disappeared up Bush’s rear end…not unlike your uncircumcised member. It all fell apart around the time you decided to support Bush’s illegal war. One Hundred (100) percent behind the big cheese no questions asked.
The news has not all been doom and gloom. Some good news…The rebel armies, those vile rapists terrorising Ugandan civilians are now marching towards the Sudan border in some attempt to thrash out a peace agreement which may help to end one of the bloodiest, ‘hidden’ mass murders in recent times. Children as young as ten were kidnapped from their homes and trained as ruthless killers, assassins…The pictures are truly disturbing. Ah get them young, like the US military. Recruit them straight out of the womb. Far easier to manipulate, they bend real well at a young age. The doctors of doom & death will not have to work so hard to brainwash them…Hallelujah! Thank God the Geniuses in charge of the most powerful country in the world spent hundreds of Billions of dollars (approximately five) last year to protect the world from the axis of evil. Who appointed these fuckers in charge? Is this democratic? I think not!
The world is exceedingly grim today and I can barley watch the news or read the papers anymore. Is there light at the end of the tunnel? It seems like the best thing to do on these kinds of days is to hunker down with a bottle of whisky and hope for the best. Dumbness and ignorance truly prevails. With all the advancements in technology and education why do we continue to spiral towards the ‘new’ dark ages? They have actually started teaching ‘creationism’ in some States in the southern USA, Adam and eve bullshit! I was reading that the Scottish first minister Jack McConnell had a run in with those homophobic, Nazi Priests. The conflict was over whither or not gay couples should be allowed to adopt. Those religious pig fuckers should be put down. No contraception allowed Eh? Well thanks for that Christianity, you have successfully contributed to the spread of the deadliest disease known to human kind, namely AIDS. The poor bastards who follow your cult, especially in Africa are dying and it’s you who are to blame! Your religion is backwards and outdated it is no longer relevant! You Fucks! I wouldn’t piss down your throats if you were dying of thirst! Was this part of God’s great master plan EH?
Obesity seems to be a hot new epidemic sweeping the Western world like the Black Death, only far more deadly. Pre-teens in the UK are now fatter than their US counterparts…Congratulations Britain! Does this worry anyone else? After the millions and millions of pounds spent on health and education by the Government we still turn to junk food. Well Good I say, those morbidly obese fools deserve to die in their own grotesque vomit and folds of lard. I hope they suffocate on their own layers of blubber! It is horrid, repulsive even, to think that while the Western world eats itself to death the rest of the world starves…Chew on that one.
September 13/2006